Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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