i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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