she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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