Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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