so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Moan for me like Helen Keller
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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