I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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