I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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