I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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