Just fell off a train. Bad.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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