I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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