i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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