Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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