I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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