Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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