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haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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