I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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