And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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