I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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