Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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