He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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