i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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