420 ftw
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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