yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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