You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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