Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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