No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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