I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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