Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
His nipple licking is glorious
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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