Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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