i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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