tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Randomize
