i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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