That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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