Sponge bath it is.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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