did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
why didn't you poke me back
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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