He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
