Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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