I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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