Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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