Moan for me like Helen Keller
she looked like the before picture.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Randomize
