question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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