Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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