dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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