He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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