I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When did we convert life to cartoon?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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