He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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