I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I party with great urgency now.
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