it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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