I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Randomize
