then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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