kristin has been a bad kristin
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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